Come again?

During the last weeks I have been amused and surprised while reading some of the things around me...

This one is a classic. You just need to drive around in Denmark to find -at least- one of these signs. As you can probably deduce, they are warning about the Fart Kontrol device that you will find in the next kilometers. But worry not, unlike the name suggests, the only thing they will be controlling is your speed. Speed = Fart (in danish). Violà!

If youre not a spanish speaker, this probably wouldnt raise your eyebrows. But if you are, i guess you would agree with me, theres no way you can overlook it!

You walk in a supermarket and the offer of the day is a Big-Ass Licking (or Licker?) for 39.95kr! What a bargain eh!

Just for your information, lamme-culotte is some kind of lamb meat.

You find this master piece when you are on the ferry that takes you to Helsingborg (Sweden) from Helsingør (Denmark) and it reads:

Follow police advice and you will have a safe and enjoyable holiday in Sweden.

Most likely they have a point, but to me it just sounds so odd, so ridiculous, or maybe just so swedish! :p